Buckets for some, miniature American flags for others.
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There once was a lad called O'Leary
Who had many a bad theory
One was to bet the Irish
A bet that was always stylish
But welshing on the bet is the worst, quite clearly
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I just saw some people balance a cheeseburger on their drunk, passed-out friend’s head. (@ Remedy Diner w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/6hzwR6

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My new underling has an intonation like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. He may be fired to avoid the inevitable “hostile workplace” complaint.

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After a small achievement my boss wrote “You deserve a medal”. I responded “I prefer a shrine”, thus illustrating why nobody compliments me.

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Every Halloween I end up acquiring more tailoring supplies. (@ Lichtenstein & Co) http://4sq.com/92pkjN

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