NOTE: I was never really desperate, just bored and feeling creative. Yeah, that’s what I tell myself so I can sleep at night…
SAM Seeks Bitchy SF
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4w/69086694.html
Posted by: anon-69086694@craigslist.org
Posted on: 2005-04-19, 12:14AM
This shouldn’t be that hard. I like bitchy girls, especially girls that think they’re too good for me - don’t worry, you’re not.
About me: I’m educated, very sharp, casts a wide yet discriminating net socially, reads a lot of random things, thinks a lot of random thoughts, does a lot of random things in an effort to constantly amuse myself. I’m reasonably well groomed, symmetrical, have no deformities and an athletic build.
About you: you’re a bitch because you’re really good at forming opinions, though you’re open to being corrected at a later date. You have no problems sitting in the park with a copy of the NY Times, making snide yet ideally clever remarks about people as they pass through the park.
Physically, I prefer slender girls that look good in pinstripes and wear heels to walk to the drugstore. Even more so, I prefer Asian girls - not because my parents would prefer it, not because I’m a Biblethumper, but because I think it is a phenomenal surprise when a stereotyped woman has a much bigger mouth than anybody expects.
Why I’m single, why I like bitchy girls: Most of the time when I see a girl I’m attracted to, it is usually in a sub-ideal situation to approach them (ie. they work retail/service, they’re walking down the street and I’m too sober to ‘holler’ at them). I like bitchy girls because nice is boring and I’ve got better things to do than to approach attractive girls only to find out that they’re sugar and spice and everything nice, love puppies and heart Jesus.
I will state however, that there are very few dealbreakers. There are redeeming qualities even if you do heart Jesus. I mean, puppies are damn cute. It’s an ideal week to fetch post-work drinks. I have a picture (actually, several upon request) for any reasonably intelligible responses, preference goes to girls that respond during the day when I’m trying to look busy at my desk.
If this fails, I’m going to just start hollering at girls in Rittenhouse.
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