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A little trip down memory lane, for the purposes of full disclosure:

WANTED: Attractive female can opener

Reply to: job-216874424@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-06, 12:25PM

Our home card game has recently lost some intensity, so we are looking to improve the ambiance.

Naturally, the best way to solve this is to hire some spare hands and while we’re at it, add some eye-candy to the room.

You are:
- Interested in making $15-20/hour in cash for 4-6 hours per session (cash)
- Willing to wear something interesting of your choosing subject to our discretion
- Willing to enforce the Schmoopie rule (no more than 90 seconds on the phone per call)
- Bring us beer, mix basic drinks, meet the food delivery guy at the door
- Attractive and have a fun personality, though this is not an inner-beauty contest

- Bonus: you can juggle (blunt objects), have an intriguing accent of some sort and can persuade people to keep playing.

We are:
- Professional/graduate student types
- Laid back and respectful - none of us have ever played lacrosse for Duke nor have ever been arrested
- Not going to drool and/or stare at you in a creepy way nor degrade you in any way

If you are interested, you should:
- Respond with a picture
- Tell us when you can meet for a quick interview
- Give us an indication about when you are available, mostly during the week

Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/etc/216874424.html

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