A narrative version of the last story:
On a cold winter night, I came back from the restroom and proclaimed to my friend
“I’m a genius. I know I’m self-aggrandizing and everything, but I think I discovered something amazing this time.”
My friend cautiously responded, “Oh?”
With a jubilant smirk, I continued:
“Yeah. I ran my hands under the hand dryer before I handled maaaaah-self. It was awesome.”
My companion responded simply, “TMI.”
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