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I just saw some people balance a cheeseburger on their drunk, passed-out friend’s head. (@ Remedy Diner w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/6hzwR6

My new underling has an intonation like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. He may be fired to avoid the inevitable “hostile workplace” complaint.

After a small achievement my boss wrote “You deserve a medal”. I responded “I prefer a shrine”, thus illustrating why nobody compliments me.

Every Halloween I end up acquiring more tailoring supplies. (@ Lichtenstein & Co) http://4sq.com/92pkjN

Mere hours before the delivery of a TV that will overpower my living space, I discover that the appropriately sized incumbent is functional.