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If an Indian/South Asian girl is wearing provocatively short denim shorts, would you call them “desi dukes”? #IHangOutWithTooManyBrownPeople

(cocktail) The Gogol: Horseradish vodka & pickled quail egg. (@ Pravda w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/59pOfT

Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. Francis and the Lights opened promptly at 9. Odd. (@ Webster Hall w/ 29 others) http://4sq.com/3aQpoi

Every time I interact with a post office employee, I have to actively remind myself not to use the phrase “Good enough for government work.”

After being rebuffed by my friend, a girl said “I don’t think he’s into me.” I suggested she put a mirror on her forehead. I’m here to help.